Anus Cast in Bronze

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who totally removed a woman’s buttocks? Disass-ter. In this instance a woman is allowing this fine technician/artist to cast her anus in bronze for posterity.  It sounds weird but she says that she does not want to get older and “regret not having” …

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Soldier Shoots Load

FORT LEONARD WOOD — An Army soldier attending basic training died from a massive rush of blood to his penis after firing the M2 .50-caliber machine gun for the first time, sources confirmed. Pvt. Alvero Rojas was six weeks into his basic training when his unit went to the range for familiarization fire …

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Land Shark

A group of Florida fisherman have become the first people ever to catch a Great White Shark from dry-land in the Gulf of Mexico.  Great White Sharks are extremely rare in the Gulf and do not often come near shore anyway.  This one had ventured almost to shore in Panama City, …

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AI and the Apocolypse

Vernor Vinge is a mathematician and fiction writer.  Vinge is thought to have coined the term “the singularity” to describe the inflection point when machines outsmart humans. He views the singularity as an inevitability, even if international rules emerge controlling the development of AI (artificial intelligence). “The competitive advantage—economic, military, …

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Child Genius

This young man was is studying at Texas Christian University.  He was 11 years old when admitted and could read when he was 1 years old.  He is currently a sophomore and age 12.  Carson is studying quantum physics. Carson’s mother said the first sign that Carson might be gifted came …

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Flying Waiters?

Is it a bird?  Is it a plane?  No, your dinner order is arriving.  Timbre, a Singapore based bar-restaurant chain, is experimenting with drones to serve its customers as a way to help curb a labor shortage and increase productivity.  It claims this will be a first for the global …

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Snake Devours Alligator

Burmese Pythons continue to thrive in the Florida Everglades.  The habitat is a perfect biological fit for the species indigenous to Central Asia.  Their proliferation is evidence that they are at the top of the food chain in the Florida Everglades as evidenced by rare video and photographs of them …

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Sleeping In

A man and a woman in Tampa, Florida who fell asleep in a dumpster were loaded into a garbage truck before the driver heard cries for help. Hillsborough County, FL deputies say Donald L. Jordan, 37, and Lisa Spirella, 49, likely became intoxicated at the Seminole Hard Rock & Casino before …

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